analysis

How your boss decides important things:
As explained by Scott Adams, analysis comes from the root word ANAL and the greek word YSIS, meaning "to pull numbers from."

"I'll do an ANALYSIS and determine your next raise."

Red Sox

The Red Sox are a group of fun-loving, honest, awesome idiots who want to have fun and have incredibly devoted fans.
But they only won 6 little pieces of ring-shaped material!
Maybe they should take after NYC and use steroids, or something.

Redsox=6 :)
Yankee=26 :(

PHB

The main obstacle to success in every cubicle-dweller’s life.

PHB_"Well, looks like someone doesn't like having his cheese moved."
WKR_"What?"
PHB_"Oh, that reminds me: you're fired."