easter

not as good as christmas

jermaine easter, wycombe wanderers

What you doin?

used not as a question but more as a statement as if to say "stop that now because you lok like someone who doesn't understand socially acceptable behaviour"

usually complimented with a sigh, a look to the floor/heavens and a shaking of the head

YOUR FRIEND eats a burger and spills 70% of his ketchup on and around his body

YOU say "What you doin?" and then walk off

coursework

the single, most tedious waste of time ever because:

a it barely counts for anything
b it is stupidly long
c you are alwaya given one night less than you need to do it
and d if i was born one academic year later i wouldnt have to be not doing it now to write this defenition

i got my history coursework today, its due in two days

lmae