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Indentured Monkey

An incompitent employee working at the check out line of a store.

"That indentured monkey gave me the wrong change!"

by wysiwyg January 09, 2004


hot pink guitar

The best kind of guitar.

Robert needs a hot pink guitar.

by wysiwyg August 12, 2004


Samwise

Frodo's nanny. Without him, Middle Earth would be fux0red.

Sshhaarree tthhee llooaadd!

by wysiwyg August 14, 2004


pite quassibly

"Quite possibly" made funny by an annoying crapnut who screwed up while talking.

Pite quassibly the best revenge.

by wysiwyg August 12, 2004


United States of America

The World's Scapegoat.

America's a pretty big place, and its full of all different kinds of people everywhere you go.

We're just a bunch of normal people living in a counrty with a messed up reputation and a mighty big spotlight for a mighty small man.

People will be people, wherever they live.

by wysiwyg August 13, 2004


shitwit

From the makers of shit-for-brains and nitwit comes... SHITWIT!

"f0k u shitwit."
"...get a life, dude."
"no, shitwit."
"whatever, loser."
"SHITWIT!!"

by wysiwyg January 12, 2004


mathers

an idiot, twat, moron, jerk

your really a mathers aren't you?

by wysiwyg March 25, 2004