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laser beams that jewish people shoot out of their eyes so that they can somehow save money on everything and have a better life that everyone else.
Alex: "Due im not paying 5oo bucks for that TV"
Nate: "Dont worry man ill just use my jewray and itll only be 9.95"
Alex: "Sweet man"
The female version of a teabag
Girl1: "im gonna tacobag you you asshole!"
Guy1: "go ahead..i mean please nooooo anything but that..."
a peice of metal cut and shaped in such a way that when used with a tension wrench can unlock a door.
Taylor: "dude i forgot my house key again"
Jason: "No problem man, Alex can open that up with a lockpick in a sec"
a special rack designed to hold wine bottles
Tayolr: "i just bought this amazing winerack, it looks so awesome"
Jason: "But you cant even buy wine yet?"
when you tell a woman to do something and she wont do it i.e. sitting in the back, you smack her around until she obeys
Taylor: "my girl never does anything"
Alex: "Well then just give her the rosa parker"
a douchebag who was shot 9 times with RUBBER bullets and thinks hes a bad ass rapper, so bad ass that he made a video game that sucked balls.
Guy: you so much of a douchebag that you remind me of curtis 50 cent jackson
a small thin piece of metal bent at a 45 degree angle that aplies tension to a lock cylinder while lockpicking
Alex: "my tension wrench broke"
Taylor: "thats what you get for trying to break into houses ass"