a snail is a Jordan who doesn't identify as a Jordan and prefers being a snail and wants snail rights and has a toaster best friend.
I felt uncomfortable as a human I now refer to a snail
a combination of hail and snow. looks like small balls of hail with a snow covering. similar to styrofoam pellets in appearance.
Dude, did you see that lastnight? It looked like hail and snow, i don't know. I think it snailed lastnight.
When its so cold your dick becomes smaller than your balls making ypur dick look like a snail with a huge shell
When a person crawls out from under a bed they become a progressive snail.
Progressive snail
Benny crawled out from under the bed like a progressive snail
The last thing you'd ever want to be friends with. To compare somebody to an evil snail means you would not befriend them if they were the last person on the planet.
Michael Scott: Being friends with Toby Flenderson is like being friends with an evil snail.
A hard-rail without premature ejaculation
So are they snailin?
Does she snail?
Damn he can snail!
Fucking a girl with a folded-up flaccid penis.
I had too many Tecates to fuck my girl but she kept asking for it so I gave her the snail shell.