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choke a bitch month

The entire month of December every guy/girl has a free pass to choke anyone they want

Steve: You bro watch out it's Choke A Bitch Month
Kyle: Aw shit Steve, time to find Ruby

by demontoastybois October 04, 2019


show choking

When you're choking your girl just the way she likes it in front of a group of people

Danny wad show choking Sarah and she loved it, whore.

by brokebitch24 July 03, 2017


Choking the lobster

A sex term in which one "chokes the chicken", but in order to fertilize a female lobster.

Phil: I found out the fast way that "Larry" was really a "Louise", the egg sack scared me at first...I was like wtf is that!

Jerry: Then you figured "If you wanna do something right, you've got to do it yourself" and unzipped your pants.

Seth: Choking the lobster eh? I see ya.

by crackerdoctor June 19, 2011


Choke

Favorite past time of the high ranked osu player, VaXei.

VaXei choked yet again...

by xMxILFSLAYR December 03, 2016


Choke

Fucked/messed up

*Boyfriend sneaks girlfriend in his house.
Aunt sees the girlfriend.
Gf: Damn babe you choked..

by danniellajoy April 16, 2011


Choke

Paul George every year in the NBA playoffs

Paul George at the free throw line shooting 2 with a one point lead and chokes he misses them both and the Clippers lose the game.

by Word_champ June 23, 2021


CHOKE

A joke which people take seriously

user1: Messi cannot stop getting yellow cards
user2: That was offensive
user1 It was just a CHOKE even I like Messi
user2: Oh

by Iamstupid780 August 22, 2023