Destroy Dick December
The month after No Nut November where the boys go absolutely insane!
Friend 1: “Hey guess what! It’s almost December!”
Friend 2: “Yeah Christmas is coming, I’m aware.”
Friend 1: “No no you got it all wrong! Destroy Dick December is coming! It’s like the opposite of No Nut November!”
The best month out of the entire year. That's why they left it last.
Her birthday is in December.
December is the month where you can hug anyone you want at any time
Person 1: hey why are you hugging me?
Person 2: it’s december I can hug anyone whenever I want
Dramaless December is the month that all ladies have to set aside the beef and let it burn. It's the month where no drama is to be started and no drama is to come back from the past. Let's see if you can make it.
*November 31*
Girl 1: talking about me behind my back that's pretty low
Girl 2: says someone who is low
*December 1*
Girl 2 * death stares girl 1*
Girl 2: you want to go
Girl 1: sorry it's dramaless December see you in January
It' s another slap ass month. Get that guy/girl that is cold hot by slapping on his/her ass
December is being defined. Look that guy/girl is cold. Now, I will spank his/her ass so that they will be warm.
December is Hand Holding December, which means you have to hold your girlfriends, boyfriends, best friends or crushes hand for the whole month.
Boyfriend: Hey it's December that means we have to hold hands for the whole month
Girlfriend: Yay!!