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A Jessicaism is the tradition of saying on New Year's Day any thing one is doing for the first time that year
For example:
" This is the first time I've had coffee all year"
"This is the first time I've showered all year"
"This is the first time I've checked my messages all year"
A Jessicaism is when your friend says in New Year's : This is the first time I've talked to you all year.
A Short Scottish girl with anger issues n terrible music taste, who is a simp for lads beginning with the name C who coincidentally have big weiners
Jessica mckeeman is a midget n has bad music taste
A girl who pees her jeans on demand and leaves wet patches wherever she goes
Loves a good meatball.
Oh I'm busting for the loo, wish I could be like Jessica pee
One of the realist people you will meet and if she is in ur life she would give hers up for you! She is a true vision of grace and beauty both inside and out She will always see the good in people or things as long as you dont take her kindness for a weakness or take advantage of her she will be loyal honest and never go behind your back but if you betray her she will act as if she never met you and the time you shared never existed and that will hurt more than anything she could ever do to you because you will look for a Jessica Harris in everyone you meet and there will always be a void only she can fill
She is kind and pretty but she is no Jessica Harris
normally a total twat. name is slop but they wont admit it.
jessica allsop is a mong
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Heidi Gardner Are Jessica Rabbit
Jessica's Plant is a plot device whereby a seemingly unsolvable problem in a story is resolved by repeating the occurrence for two or more characters or groups while neither is aware that the other experienced the same thing. Its function is generally to resolve an otherwise irresolvable plot situation, to appease the story teller, to bring the tale allow the story to continue unimpeded, or act as a comedic device.
"Hey, did ever read Stealy Cap?"
"Yeah, the writing is lazy though. Each book is just a new Jessica's Plant because Stealy and his enemies never remember anything."