An incredibly amazing man. He is beautiful. He wears unique clothing. He dresses in black and has a buzz cut. He had a mullet. He is hot as hell.
You are so unique, you must know patches.
A name given to any of various vagina covered males. The vaginae typically congregate underneath the armpits and near the scrotum. The total number of vaginae can range from 5 to 50. In extreme cases, such people cannot lead normal lives because their faces are covered in vaginae.
Person: Hey, Patches, what's up? I can see a vagina protruding from your sleeve.
Patches: I suggest you fuck it. Thanks and congratulations.
nickname given to an individual with patches or splotches in their hair, either from a bad dye job, irregular baldness, or natural depigmentation of areas on the scalp causing white hair.
Yo, look at patches, he looks like somebody exploded on his head!
a nickname given to an extremely hilarious girl who likes to play soccer and hang out with friends. Has a birthmark or "patch" some where or her face or head. Thus the name patches/
Look its patches! Look at her patch!!!
Scottish Slang.
Definition- You just got ignored by someone.
"Haha You just got heavy patched"
"I Keep getting patched the full day by everyone"
Being a shady bastard and opening a chat and ignoring it.
Kieran was patching my snapchats earlier.
Patching is nickname used for people in discord servers that meows on command and bottom frag in valorant games.
Your friend: "Yo, this person was meowing in the discord call"
You: "Yeah I know she is Patching"