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Guy 1: *walking along awkwardly*
Guy 2: Hey buddy, what happened to you?
Guy 1: I was watching Mudhole Nuns Gone Wild 76 and got too excited, next thing I knew, splinter me timbers!
Guy 2: Oh my lawdy...
When your cock slips off your computer mouse and briefly rubs over the piece of balsa wood that you use as a mouse pad and in turn gives your penis tip a splinter
I can not describe how pleasant the click splinter was and how unpleasant my mom's mexican wedding planner can be and is
Arse splinters. - when you do a fibrous nutty log and it rips on the way out.
I’m never eating pistachios again after the Arse splinters they gave me this morning.
Cocksucker, someone who enjoys sucking a dick,oral sex
Yehaa I am the best god damn splinter sucker in south Wales
When a bowl movement causes anal stinging
That curry was fierce, tomorrow I'll be shitting splinters
When someone gets raped and a shard of dick gets stuck in one of their holes.
I've got a killer rape splinter lodged in my ass.
The leader of the TEENAGE MUTANT NINJA TURTLES. He is worshipped as a god among men, which makes sense seeing as he is a giant rat. It is thought that he has possessed people in the past, most notably Shaq.
Person one : “SHAQ SHAQ SHAQ SHAQ”
Person two: “oh, they must just be possessed by splinter the rat”