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(n.) The cloud of stench left in the bathroom after someone takes a deuce.
"Don't go in there, man, there's some serious log fog happening."
Ass packer of the male cavity.
When Jake was a young boy he reeived Cabin logging from Dan and Steve in California.
Splash log:when a turd of considerable proportions hits the toilet water and drenches your ass and genitals.
I just splash logged the hell out of my balls with the dump I just took.
No, No, No! You're all wrong. A Lincoln Log is when you drop a loaf that's so big and solid that it by itself (without any t.p.) can plug the toilet. if the toilet doesnt plug then it's not a Lincoln Log. Officially it has to be one of those high pressure flushing public bathroom toilets for it to be a real Lincoln Log. You know, those toilets that flush with the sound of a jet taking off. Ever since my good friend Big Head Ed introduced eating regular fiber in his diet nobody has been able to create real Lincoln Logs, so out of traditional honour the standard has dropped to any type of toilet. And please people, lets capitalize the words Lincoln Log. Show some respect for its glory!
Mike: "AH! Yuck, somebody passed a smelly ol' Lincoln Log in this public washroom!"
Albert: "I kind of like that smell"
Other person in the washroom: "That's gross!"
This is where you're forced to take a shit (drop a log) in the woods while hiking/camping and the sapling you're holding on to, while squatting,snaps and you roll backwards into your own crap.
We called the camping trip off after my extreme logging mishap.The stink and green flies were just unbearable.