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Being as a cool as a cucumber is a very hard thing to achieve. One must be intensely cool to be as cool as a cucumber. Cool as a cucumber means that you are one the coolest people of all time.
John was as cool as a cucumber. Everybody loved him because of it.
It's the new "cool beans," but it sounds way better. Why would beans be cool? Well, cucumbers would be cool because they're in the fridge. Of course.
Person 1: Dude, I'm gonna hit up that Abandon Kansas concert
Person 2: Cool cucumbers!
Noun. A man with a small penis. Named after the popular British tea sandwich which, though tasty, is not quite filling and leaves you wanting more.
"Oh, I had a cucumber sandwich last night but I really needed a biscuit to curb my hunger."
A Raw Cucumber is when a male whom is a virgin, "gets freaky" with a female whom isn't a virgin, afterward, the Raw Cucumber, is now the Cooked Cucumber.
"I'm no Raw Cucumber anymore!"
When a man takes the fresh, wet grass from the bottom of his lawn mower, wraps his dick with it, then sticks it in a girl's butt.
Mac: What did you do today?
PC: Mowed my lawn, collected the grass, went to the girlfriend's, then finished with a Mexican Cucumber!
Mac: RIGHTEOUS!!!!!!
That first-thing-in-the-morning erection, experienced right after you wake up.
After a hot dream about Bea Arthur, I woke up and saw I had a raging morning cucumber. But no Bea Arthur. Damn!
One who has a extreme infatuation with stealing cucumbers from grocery stores and using them as sex toys during homosexual intercourse.
Chris and Brad are cucumber smugglers.