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Long green vegetables that can be used in salads or as a dildo. Common among stuck-up jill-offs and crotchety old ladies.
Alex said he saw Mrs. Duboise buy the 6 longets cucumbers at the Fruit Market yesterday morning.
Its a fucking vegetable, fricken pervs
Sarah: the cucumber fits really well in the salad
Earl: thanks
Inserting a cucumber into a vagina or anus, or both.
A good cucumbering is just what the doctor ordered, Ronnie said as he took that grandma's ass to double pound town.
An item commonly used by certain people for some ...entertainment ;)
Me: Hey, you have a better use for this cucumber than I'd ever have.
You: No. No. No.
Me: Yes you do.
a vegetable, one of several that make for an excellent "penis". Available in various lengths and circumferences. Some have enticing "bumpies" on them for extra stimulation. Best washed and dried before use (who knows where they've been !) Similar to zuchini, carrots, leeks.
When she has to come home alone on Saturday night, she cozies up to her vegetable bin and chooses her mate from among the cucumbers, zuchini, carrots and leeks.
A mess that isn't as big as a pickle.
"Oh snap, we're in a pickle."
"Naw, man. Don't sweat it, This is just a cucumber."