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A joke story your friends pull on you, typically starting with you in the bar ending up getting laid with a 'girl'.
For every sentence your friend says, you must end it with "I'm a man" no matter what.
You go to a bar.
"I'm a man."
You get drunk.
"I'm a man."
You find a hot girl.
"I'm a man."
You ask her out to your house.
"I'm a man."
She's in the bedroom.
"I'm a man."
You start to undress her.
"I'm a man."
She leans onto you and says,
"I'm a man."
This is shorthand for I'm SO TOTALLY OVER IT!
Gawd, she stood me up, I'm stover it with her!
Usually a girls way of seeing if a guy is interested in cuddling.
If he wants to-
Girl: I'm cold
Boy: wanna cuddle?
If he doesn't-
Girl: I'm cold.
Boy: get a blanket!
Used to indicate that the speaker is interested in doing whatever has just been suggested. Similar to "I'm up for that."
Bart: Let's go see a flick.
Lisa: Sure, I'm game.
"i'm not trying" is an excuse for people who lost in 1v1s.
It's basically an excuse to get away from the fact that you're actually bad at the game.
You might find this is Roblox fighting games, or other games as well.
*opponent loses 1v1*
Opponent: "i'm not trying"
the cutest way to say "I'm sleepy." normally said by a very tired yet adorable girl. Snuggles normally come afterwards depending on the personality and cuteness of the girl.
Someone: "What's wrong? Is everything ok?"
Cute girl: *lays head down* "I'm seepy..."