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stood

a lame way to say Stayed.

I stood up all night! I could not SLEEP!

by Jeenee June 12, 2003


stood

If you are lucky enough to not only be a Stuart but also a Dude, this is clearly what everone on this humbled planet shall call you!

James: "Sup Stood?"
Stuart: "lmaoplanes, Smeddles"
James: "Rofflecopter, Stood"

by jayseven April 16, 2005


Stood

Something that looks good.

"How's this?"
"Stood"

by jandy1 January 17, 2013


Stood

A common idiot, often refereed to as a noob or a tool. A person referred to as a stood is also stupid.

He handed us the money, not knowing that we weren't going to pay him back. What a stood.

by Foxybird March 18, 2011


Stood

An illegal that blames his lack of skill in fortnite to lag and people “ teleporting.”

That dude stood will never get better at Rocket League. He’s just a bad octane kid.

by Hajonjon Laddu McJames May 31, 2021


Stood

a big hairy ball sack

Did you see his stood? It was nasty.

by bellybabes August 06, 2010


Stood Up

As in "To get stood up" or "To be stood up"
To have gone on a date, except to find that you've been left by yourself because your date never showed up.

1. I had a date with a really hot girl last week, but she stood me up after realizing she was way too good for me.

2. My sister got stood up by a jerk last night after going to the restaurant and she had to eat dinner all by herself. She's never going to see that jerk again!

3. I was really looking forward to my date last night with Jenn. I even made the effort to cook a four-course dinner and light candles in the dining room. But sadly, I got stood up and all my effort was in vain.

4. If you're stood up by a woman, that might be a sign that she just isn't interested in you.

by mrpaul1112 December 02, 2005