firsting

The obnoxious practice of responding to a blog post/article/video with a comment saying "first." Generally this comment will have no substance; it is about nothing other than itself. When the first spot is stolen by a non-firster a firster will often resort to "second!" or "third!"

Blogger17: Long, thoughtful post about something important

obnoxiousname666: first!
annoyedbyidiots42: damn firsters, firsting all over the place

first

Apparently sought after position of being the first person to write on an online comment section, only to use the opportunity to write "first."

Mike: "Yeah bro, I totally wrote first on that article."

Allen: "Thats not douchey at all."

First

A word that highly skilled internet commenters post on internet message boards to show their superior skills at being the first to comment on an article, blog post or other internet forum. Typically these people are highly skilled and successful individuals that are irresistible to members of the opposite sex.

Ian21 is always getting first on message boards, he is so cool, he owns PWE.

firsting

Fucking your first cousin.

There weren't any bitches left at the party, so I decided firsting was my only option.

first

One of the most common but also retarded youtube comments

Retard on a youtube video: first yaaay!
Me: nobody cares...

First

SPAM commenting on anything with the incorrect assumption you are the first to contribute. Only comments which refer in some way to the subject commented on are real first comments. In other words it isn't a first post solely to add the word first.

Anon: "FIRST!"

Joe Blow: "Second!"

Real First Commenter: "I totally agree with this article!

@Anon and Joe Blow, stop spamming or GTFO! Those aren't comments."

first

a word that is said when you are the first one to post a comment on a video, picture, article on the net

(looking at video on collegehumor.com.. there are no comments yet)
you writing the first comment : fIRST