Used as a verb. To geoff onself. Refers to someone doing something prematurely
The batter in the 9th inning geoffed himself and ended up striking out
This female cop was frisking me and when she touched my leg I Geoffed myself.
Tall handsome good looking fellow, usually from the northern parts of England ie Leeds more common in the town of Seacroft
Isnt that Geof a good looking lad
a short dude with a fairly long dick.most people around him has seen it and say it must be a kickstand for him.
I saw geof in the bedroom last night and he used his weiner as a kickstand,wow thats talented
The action of having your life turned into so much rat-poo poo
Oh bugger ... I might as well kill myself as I'm about to be Geoffed
When you're pranking someone, or they make a mistake, or something negative happened to them. They just got geoffed.
Person 1: *Click's link and leads to a site you wouldn't wanna know*
Person 2: Get geoffed!
Person 3: Man just got geoffed!
Get/Got Geoffed ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
When you pull "a Geoff", like goofing or failing at the obvious.
I'm pulling this door, it won't open." "It's a push door." "Oh." "You dun geoffed"