"to geoff it" : to hint at a perverted version of anything.
you just geoffed it.
the most amazing guy in the entire world. he has my heart =
geoff is the best =
a horny crazed man...looking for moms...has a gigantic head...and his code word is sweden
geoff
verb, comes from the chinese slang 'to geoff' meaning to kill a vampire, eat its lungs in a traditional indian curry while dancing around singing. geoffrey in todays terms has become mondernised by society and now means 'to shit'
damn that was some good geoffing, thats not how i'd geoff,
(v.) To take and consume someone else's unattended, partially consumed alcoholic beverage.
Yo, somebody totally geoffed my beer.
Yo, somebody totally geoffed my wine.
Hey, dude, can you watch my beer? I don't want it to get geoffed.
a guy that is known to have repeated sexual with women that commonly exceed his own personal weight. The girls, frequently mistaken for gorillas, geoff's victims can be found near all food sources.
guy1:Dude, did you just see how fat that bitch was?
guy2:holy shit, only geoff would hit that!
guy1:yea, prolly.
Another word for "this guy". Usually looks like a bear and has a beard that can be used for a cat scratch post. Hair like Flock of Seagulls in the morning. DAYUUUUMMMM
Wow, you look like a sex zombie/bear. On second throught, you look just like a geoff.