Mumpy Paige

A rando girl from Long Island. Who gets the mumps and eats pretzels with cream cheese. Loves to complain.

Don’t go near her
Don’t go near who
Mumpy Paige she will give you the mumps

Mumpy Dumpy

Compound noun - A person who refuses to make you a cup of tea no matter how much you ask them.

"Stop being such a fucking mumpy dumpy and make me a tea"

Frumpy mumpy

A person who belongs to a certain crew who decides to wear shirt underneath jumper because it's 'fashionable' !!!!

Her shirt is tooooooo big for her jumper. She is such a lumpy frumpy mumpy!!!

Mumpy

The sensation one experiences after smoking too much cannabis.

"Dude, are you okay?".

"Not really, everything's mumpy, I'm feeling mumpy. I ripped too many cones".