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When your testicles get inflamed and cause sterility.
Man, that guy has the mumps!
What?! Man, his testicles must be harshly sterile and inflamed.
Yeah. Nasty.
A potential disease that has alredy claimed the fertility of Nick Marsh and Simon Jones.
Get away u mumps infested hobo.
During fellatio on a man, the partner places the entire shaft of the penis and both testicles in their mouth. Giving the appearance of someone with the mumps disease.
That girl filled her mouth with my dick and balls. She looked like she had mumps!
Verb (past tense) meaning to get an infection caused by the mumps virus, characterised by extreme swelling of the face. Many people living in close contact such as frat boys commonly get mumped. People who get mumped can show no signs for upto 6 days after catching the virus, and are infective and able to mump others for upto 2 weeks. It is also rumoured to spread rapidly through the act of swallowing each other's semen; this may or may not be linked to why frat boys get mumped a lot.
Example 1:
Jared : "Dude, you've been off work for days! What happened?"
Chuck : "I got mumped badly"
Example 2:
Vincent : "Haha look at that guy's face! He got mumped!"
A very inconvenient disease.
Jeff: "I've got Mumps"
Big Al: "That's inconvenient"
Brit slang for begging stuff, usually used to refer to policemen extracting low-value goods or services (cf. mooching)
Local businesses hated Constable Dixon; he was always coming round mumping free meals and cups of tea.
To work overtime in a job to earn more cash.
Im mumping on another bank holiday!