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Blong

Blong is compound between 'Blatant' and 'mong' to criticise someone who has blatantly been a mong.

what the hell is he doing?, your friend ralph is a reet Blong!

by Ronnie Mctavish February 09, 2011


Blong

A bong using blood as the filtration material.

I bet Dracula was a huge stoner. I'm sure he smoked blongs all the time.

by Kirtanerlol August 14, 2008


Blong

The action of blogging while getting high from a bong.

dude!! blonging fucked me over so bad last night..i wrote such fucked up shit on the internet

by KerenSmith January 25, 2011


blong

the sound your iPhone makes when you plug it in

1% left? *blong* ahh, much better. I don't know what I'd do with myself if my phone was unavailable for a few minutes. That's some zombie apocalypse level shit right there.

by furtab May 25, 2018


blong

The complete opposite of bling.

Those tinsel rims aren't bling, they're blong!

by gRiTa July 07, 2005


blong

a long blog

Blimey! Helen's delivered another blong here...

by payback May 28, 2010


blong

When you're smoking a bong and suddenly the high hits you with such force you can hear an audible BLONG! in your head. You know you've smoked way too much ganja then, my friend.

I was enjoying some fine bud listening to the serene bubbling of my bong when suddenly BLONG!!! ... I was completely stoned!

by sweetjohnny September 09, 2005