Blong is compound between 'Blatant' and 'mong' to criticise someone who has blatantly been a mong.
what the hell is he doing?, your friend ralph is a reet Blong!
A bong using blood as the filtration material.
I bet Dracula was a huge stoner. I'm sure he smoked blongs all the time.
The action of blogging while getting high from a bong.
dude!! blonging fucked me over so bad last night..i wrote such fucked up shit on the internet
the sound your iPhone makes when you plug it in
1% left? *blong* ahh, much better. I don't know what I'd do with myself if my phone was unavailable for a few minutes. That's some zombie apocalypse level shit right there.
The complete opposite of bling.
Those tinsel rims aren't bling, they're blong!
When you're smoking a bong and suddenly the high hits you with such force you can hear an audible BLONG! in your head. You know you've smoked way too much ganja then, my friend.
I was enjoying some fine bud listening to the serene bubbling of my bong when suddenly BLONG!!! ... I was completely stoned!