cebs

C lassic
E vil
B itch
S yndrome
("cebs" is a condition where a woman is simply just mean in a way only a woman can be.)

"Yeah, Jake's girlfriend had a bad case of cebs."

ceb-j

Pronounced, "sehb jay," or "see bee jay" if irony is intended. A closed eye blow job. Usually indicates that the recipient of oral sex either

1) Is completely enthralled with pleasure, or

2) Is completely turned off by the ugly whore whose mouth salivates on his penis.

Faceless bastard #1: "Dude, it totally went ceb-j last night."
Faceless bastard #2: "Was she that good?"
Faceless bastard #1: "Not really."
Faceless bastard #2: "Oh. Sucks."
Faceless bastard #1: "Yeah..."
*pause*
Faceless bastard #2: "You'd better get that checked out."

CEB

Acronym for Council Estate Bitch. Typically seen pushing their prams through council estates (hence the lovely fit arses from all that walking, can't afford cars, see).

Usually seen sporting track suit bottoms, white trainers, tight top, fag and baby/babies. Age range from 16-25.