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Conniving Evil Bitch:
A person who is constantly plotting or scheming against you.
A person who repeatedly attempts (and succeeds) to humiliate you in front of your peers.
That CEB in my 4th hour told me we were all going to do a dance at the end of our performance of Don't Stop Believing, but she ONLY told me. Resulting in me looking like an idiot.
Man 1: Did you see Tiffany, man? Damn!
Man 2: Yo, she's a genuine CEB. Ain't no surgery or slapping upside the head gonna fix that.
Man 1: Word.
Acronym for Council Estate Bitch. Typically seen pushing their prams through council estates (hence the lovely fit arses from all that walking, can't afford cars, see).
Usually seen sporting track suit bottoms, white trainers, tight top, fag and baby/babies. Age range from 16-25.
Shortened version of ceebs, which is a shortened version of CBF, which is a shortened version of Can't Be Fucked, which is a shortened version of "I cannot be bothered one bit".
One ceebs ceebing, so one cebs.
Steve - Hey bra.
Harry - Sup yall.
Steve - Not much. Cebs.
Harry - Cebs life?
Steve - No. Cebs you.
Harry - Oh.
Acronym meaning "can't even be shitted"
Friend: let's hit the club tonight
You: nah cebs bro maybe tomorrow
Much like the ubiquitous 'f' word, ceb can be used as a noun, verb, adjective, adverb etc.
1)Hey man, wanna ceb it?
2)Man that s*** was cebbed yo.
Cebs means that someone can't be bothered doing something. It is an abbreviation of ceebs, which is an abbreviation of C-B-F (which means Can't be fucked).
George: DAMMIT I left my jellybean on the roof!
Philip: Did you assemble the antenna?George: Cebs.