what we are given in health during sex eduction to practise putting condoms onto when we are "old enough" to have sexual intercourse..
teacher: now children open the wrapper and place the tip of the condom frimly on the cucumber make sure you pinch the tip to get rid of air and roll down....
a sexy yummy cousin of a pickle sweet seedy smart and cute
hey cucumber
who, do you mean cutecumber
1. a vegetable often used to jack off.
2. Also use as a large dildo
1. cut me a hole outta' that cucumber n watct me cum!
2. Ohh... OHHHHH... great dildo!!!
Masturbation, Jacking off, Touching oneself for pleasure, Inserting (a) finger/s in your pussy/ass, Playing with yo' self, Massaging your tits/pussy.
When did you last cucumber?
She cucumbers.
Yo, dude! Watch this, it makes you want to cucumber.
used as a perverted currency in exchange for certain oral pleasures
Simon did it for a cuke sandwich
Its a fucking vegetable, fricken pervs
Sarah: the cucumber fits really well in the salad
Earl: thanks