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Nobody asked, nobody was going to ask, nobody was thinking at the back of their brain about asking. but you told us anyway so, we do not care
Hey guys I just got my first car!
Didn't ask
A response that you tell a person when they say something that is off topic or not interesting, or if you are just trying to be a little shit.
Guy 1: I just got my G2 today!
Guy 2: Yeah, but I didn't ask.
Guy 1: You're such an asshole.
A phrase expressed by video game character Adam Jensen (Deus Ex: Human Revolution) after having received robotic augmentations due to a serious injury.
Used to define tragedies, real or otherwise.
Britney Spear's new single. I didn't ask for this.
New season of Two and a Half Men. I didn't ask for this.
your escape route to winning every possible argument against ur friends:)
Jeff: bro thats why your grandma died
bobby miller: I didn't ask
everyone: ohhhhhhhh HE GOTCH YO ASSSS
A way for a jackass to have a catchphrase so he can feel smarter than he actually is.
Jackass: Hey, how do you spell Britain?
Friend: I don't remember actually.
Guy: It's spelled B-r-i-t-a-i-n.
Jackass: I didn't ask you.
Is what an asshole says when you tell something that is actually interesting.
It's often because they feel insecure about themselves or because they have had a lack of a father figure during their childhood.
This sentence is often followed by the therm "cringe"
"Yo man, sorry if I don't act the way I usually do, it's becausemy grandma died yesterday"
"don't care, didn't ask"
"what"
"That's kinda cringe bro"
When you have asked someone what something is and they respond by giving you more details of it, when only you wanted to know what it is.
Man1: Do you have a spare cigarette?
Man2: No, but smoking causes cancer and it smells and it's bad for others from second smoking and you will die.
Man1: I didn't ask for a sermon I asked for a cigarette.