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1. An item in Team Fortress 2 that are Demoman's favorites
2. Food that is delicious
Demoman 1: Oh I need a drink!
Demoman 2: Yea!
Demoman 1: Scrumpy!
Demoman 2: Yes.
*And so the scottish begins.*
An adjective describing someone who steals apples on a regular basis.
e.g) The poachers of the apple world
Farmer: Did that guy just steal my apples, that scrumpy son of a bitch!!!
Anything that is not smooth. Anything with a texture. Something that is scrumpy could look and feel bumpy, woven, grooved, knobbed, spiny, ribbed or knitted.
That pineapple is scrumpy. That’s a scrumpy shirt. Let’s play with the scrumpy ball.
a rough cider with chokeable sized lumps in
that scrumpy looked the same coming up as going down
Adj. Delicious, scrumptious, delightful.
Tom, that was a very scrumpy sandwich.
to be almost scrumptious, but not quite
Obama’s looking extra scrumptious but Trump’s looking a little scrumpy.
When you take a dump and it scratches you on the way out. Commonly happens after eating large quantities of corn.
"Oh man, I'm going to need a whole lotta' toilet paper after passing this scrumpy!"
"Quick, some aspirin! I'm having a scrumpy!"