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When a man stand is either standing in place or taking a piss, they will use a technique known as the pinch and roll, self explanatory, and ease the itch of their balls. This can continue for seconds to minutes, some people even zone out.
A delightful activity that sadly only men can endure.
I stood there scratching my balls for 5 minutes in front of the toilet
When you're a dumb stoner and it takes you forever to process anything
"Kyle told me a joke and it took me like a minute to get, got my fuckin eggs yolked dude."
For example i cover my face in every video my gf takes cause i like it up the bum
When the woman bones the man in the brown eye and consumes the residue while remaining serious eye contact, while screaming MY MAYYNN
“me and oscar are going to MY MAYYNN later today”
guy: my stummy hurt, my stummy hurt, my stummy hurt, my stummy hurt,
gurt: tf are u talking about??
when your stummy hurts just like carti
guy: my stummy hurt, my stummy hurt, my stummy hurt, my stummy hurt, my stummy hurt,
gurt: what the fuck are u talking about bro??
Something cool that you can say when your caught jacking off.
I was just testing my reflexes