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Tripophoboa beware because these shoes are the ugliest of ugliest but comfortable
What are those!! Those are my
Crocs
The act of receiving head while wearing crocs. A major achievement that should be on the bucket list of any man or woman.
Did you hear Finn received croc dome?
Yeah I heard he was the first person in American history to receive it.
Wow, I can only hope to receive croc dome some day.
Essential in intercourse. Primary use during standing doggystyle as a handle for the female to grasp onto. Secondly during missionary. The female will typically use these to spread her legs
Spread your legs a little more baby.
“Mmm let me grab my croc strap
The act of giving or recieving a footjob while wearing the popular rubber footwear know as crocs
Hey man this girl last night gave me a croc-pot last night and my dick is raw and smells of sour milk
Someone who is perhaps a bit too fond of crocs (you know who you are). These people typically own many pairs of crocs and scorn those who wear cheap off brand crocs. One can never trust a croc nonce as you may find them attempting to rob your sock drawer.
Persoñ: "Ted has loads of crocs and now I don't have any socks because they went missing after he visited last week"
Pêrson: "He must be a croc nonce"
The phrase you use to tell someone wearing Crocs and watching burnout DJ's on Twitch to go fuck themselves.
Hey man why don't in to my live stream I'm gonna play some really old useless music tonight! - "Fuck Twitch, Croc Boy!"
The "Croc-five" refers to when two mutuals with the same pair of crocs celebrate their similar choice of footwear by removing said crocs from their feet (adjust sport mode to leisure if needed), place left shoe upon left hand, right shoe on right hand, then high school musical style jump in the air, bend knees slightly to achieve maximum distance from the ground, and double high five your partner with a photo-magic smile.
"yo bro, we be rockin' the same pair of crocs! you know what that means... Croc-five!!!!!!"