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Yes, socks and sandals can get you beaten but, Crocs are one of the only possible things that you can wear that might get you murdered.
They're basically (out of fashion) rubber slip-ons covered with holes.
Student #1: "Dude! I just got the Nike Kobe IX EM 'Game Royal's!"
Student #2: "Ptf... They're probably not as 'SWAG' as my Air Jordan Retro 14's."
Student #3: "Um, hello? Take a glance at my Black Crocs, gentlemen."
Student #1: "You have three seconds to get the h*** out of here."
The ugliest "shoe" ever made. Coming in a variety of fruity colors, it is a disgrace to see any male over the age of 8 (or under the age of 50) wearing them. Costing pennies to make, then marked up by about 5,000%, these "shoes" make you look like a dumbass.
1. If I ever buy crocs, please shoot me in my face.
2. I gave my crocs to a homeless person, but he threw them out.
The most BADASS fucking thing in humanity.
"Gotta put these crocs in 4 wheel drive"
Made by humans, for humans, to prevent humans , basically they're condoms
Hey sexy wanna come to my place. No you have crocs
Shoes for people with no taste. They look dorky as hell and are insanely overpriced for the simple fact they are merely molded plastic. The funny thing is nobody would touch these hideous things when they were 5 dollars and sold at hardware stores for gardeners. Once they became insanely over rpiced and were worn by celebs with no taste they sell like hotcakes
Crocs are shoes for people with no taste
Bitch you might as well be wearin crocs cuz you aint gettin laid mah ba