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cba is another term for can't be arsed... usually used in IMing...
Izzy: mate, do you want to go into town today?
Emma: cba mate...
CBA = Can't Be Arsed.
CBA is a severe form of laziness.
Often comparable to a psychological/medical condition. CBA is most common in teenagers around the age of 16-17 years of age.
Person 1: You coming?
Person 2: Nah, I've got a severe case of CBA.
Person 1: What's wrong?
Person 2: I'm suffering from a chronic case of CBA.
Cost-benefit analysis
These investment alternatives will be compared by using a CBA to determine the optimal investment path.
a.k.a collective bargaining agreement. it is the biggest piece of bull shit and is the reason for the NFL and NBA lockout
yeah..goddamn owners and players can't agree on a cba
This means "cant be arsed", but in addition, it may be followed by a number between 1 - 10, and including decimal places. This shows the degree of how much one cannot be arsed.
Person 1: Do you fancy going to the pub for a few cheeky ones?
Person 2: Hmm, nah mate, CBA 7.2 to get ready.
Chronic burning asshole syndrome. When you eat food hotter than the devil's dick and it burns your asshole to the point where you cry, the burning usually lasts hours making you wish you were dead
Andre: hey bro what's up
Peter: I'm fucked bro that curry last night gave me the most hectic cbas
Andre: shit bro that sucks, go buy some paw paw ointment
Cute by association. When a hoe think she cute cuz her hoe friends is cute.
Ugly Bitch: Yassss bitch, I'm poppin'!
Me: No bitch.. you cba