CBA

A condition affecting amateur wordsmiths who cannot be bothered to see if an entry has already been made to Urban Dictionary before adding nothing new.

Look. Someone added a sixty-third entry for blunt. They must have CBA.

CBA

stands for cryptobehavior analysis

the abstract art of inferring social cues through otherwise innocuous behavior

- Did you see what that girl did?

-Man, nothing has happened...

- Dude, put your CBA goggles...

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CBA

Cost-benefit analysis

These investment alternatives will be compared by using a CBA to determine the optimal investment path.

CBA

This means "cant be arsed", but in addition, it may be followed by a number between 1 - 10, and including decimal places. This shows the degree of how much one cannot be arsed.

Person 1: Do you fancy going to the pub for a few cheeky ones?
Person 2: Hmm, nah mate, CBA 7.2 to get ready.

CBA

Abbreviation for cute baby animals

Omg look at all those CBAs I think I might die of cute overload

CBA

Charles Bitch Ass

Person 1: “Where is CBA?”
Person 2: “Who?”
Person 1: “Charles Bitch Ass”

CBA

A chronic illness present in most teenage adolescents, usually used to refer to an extreme tiredness or laziness.

Mother: Jimmy, it's time to go to school.
Jimmy: I can't, I think I have a severe case of CBA :(