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False reports

What I do everyday

Player 1: how do u play this game
Me: bro it’s that obvious ima report u
Player 2: u can’t report someone for not knowing how to play

Me: I don’t care
player 3: hey stop doing false reports

by JDMF February 11, 2024


Health Report

Studies say you need to up your intake of vitamin Me

Please just believe this health report

by Professional Scientists November 28, 2023


LCPS weather report

a stupid thing in LCPS,every morning there will be one and giving some useless information.

good morning,welcome to LCPS weather report,we will be checking on the weather today......

by MTR GUY September 28, 2023


The Bowel Report

The lengthy and unwanted description of disgusting medical problems and alerts the elderly will occasionally inflict on their relatives. Lacking a polite way to beg off, one must sit through the nauseating stories of consistency, texture, and medicating that ensue.

Well, it turns out your grandfather doesn't need lunch today; Too bad I had to sit through the Bowel Report to find that out.

by Arrackon May 29, 2010


The Factual Report

Jayse loves talula more

The factual report is that I love you more

by Table manors November 12, 2023


Consumo Reports

A published-for-da-general-public-BY-da-general-public periodical dat details and compares how skilled-'n'-successful da contemporary athletes in da wrestling world are.

My girlfriend and I love to engage in playful tussles, but it's just all in fun; nuthin' to contact Consumo Reports about!

by QuacksO November 14, 2023


The Beast Report

An aggregation of the top news websites and newspapers, covering topics such as world, U.S., local, politics, business, entertainment, sports, etc. They add polls related to current headlines for fun and allow open comments.

Which world nut is going after us today? North Korea according to The Beast Report.

by Christopher Diangelo April 13, 2009