ASPS

Angry Small Penis Syndrome

When someone is angry at everything and hates on others for no reason.

Friend 1: "Why is Dave always so angry and hating on people?
Friend 2: "Bro, poor guy is suffering with ASPS.
Friend 1: That's too bad. At least he's good with his mouth.

Driver: You see that fuckin guy cut me off in that lifted truck?
Passenger: Yeah, he definitely got ASPS

asping

Saying something non-funny repeatedly to annoy the other people.

Justin Beiber was asping by repeatedly saying "BABY".

asping

The act of repeating something not funny over and over again, usually through an instant messaging system.

Person One: JHOOOONNNNN CCCCCEEEENNNNAAAAA!!!!!!
You: STOP asping!

Asp

As ass pimple.

Man, every time I sit down my fucking butt smarts cause of this volatile 'asp'.

asp

Ambivalent or Ambiguous about their Sexual Preference.

I can't tell if he's gay or straight. He's so ASP.

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ASP stands for Active Server Page.

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Server technology developed by Microsoft that might be more welcomed in the open-source community alongside PHP if it were not tied down to IIS, a webserver also developed by Microsoft requiring Windows and with a less than desirable security history.

The latest release of ASP integrates with Microsoft's .NET technology.

I might consider ASP if it were more supported on Apache.