ASPS

Angry Small Penis Syndrome

When someone is angry at everything and hates on others for no reason.

Friend 1: "Why is Dave always so angry and hating on people?
Friend 2: "Bro, poor guy is suffering with ASPS.
Friend 1: That's too bad. At least he's good with his mouth.

Driver: You see that fuckin guy cut me off in that lifted truck?
Passenger: Yeah, he definitely got ASPS

Asp

Vipera Aspis. A venomous snake, a viper.

Extremely poisonous, the asp was often used as a means of execution for criminals who had attained a favored status and were thought deserving of a death more dignified than typical executions.

asp

noun. A small poisonous snake.
from Greek

"Look at that asp!"
"Get away from it!"

asp

at some point

asp you will need shoes

asp

After School Prison

Ugh i have to go to asp tomorrow.

The Asps

General feelings of agitation

"What's up with David? He's been pretty on edge recently."

"Don't worry about that, he's just got a case of The Asps"

ASP

Anonymous Sex Party

Did you get an invite to the ASP? I heard it was going to be a classy event.