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The act of cock blocking a random hook-up... especially when one is desperate and looking to get some.
"No flarping allowed tonight! I'm desperate and haven't gotten any in months!"
Noun: The floppy part of skin underneath your chin. Usually more floppy in elder people.
Verb: to squeeze the fat of the underside of someone's chin.
To make fun of her little brother in front of his friends, she flarped him.
the act of participating in interspecies sex
Scottsmen flarp their sheep out in the tall grass where no one can see.
Wet, growling flatulence that exits with the sound reminiscent of an angry, snorting bull. Typically ripe and rancid. Perfect for a dutch oven.
Braaaaahhh that is the last time I'm eating deviled eggs and drinking warm beer. I have got the worst bull flarps today.
a disgusting girl that has a wide open vagina and masturbates with house hold items such as a remote or a football.
dude that shayla girl is a total Flarp Monkey
A flarp switch is that one light switch in your house that does nothing at all.
" Yo guy, this light switch, I'm flippin' it. Yet nothing is happening. EXPLAIN!!"
"Oh, thats just a flarp switch. Now cease your face noise."