Flarp

A replacement word for anything sex related

"Damn girl, I love the way you flarp." ;)

"Dang, I think I flarped too much last night."

Flarp

A safe, clean way to cuss. Flarp most often replaces F**k.

n. Flarp
v. Flarpin'
"Flarp you, I don't like you either."
"I can't believe you got me this gift. I flarpin' love you!"

Flarp

Fatty parts of your body. Example: arm fat, leg fat, stomach fat

Example: arm fat, leg fat, stomach fat

I just hit you with my stomach flarp.

Flarp

When you take a nailgun and nail your nutsack to wall and immediately push as hard as you can in the opposite direction.

Man I had a good flarp last night. The hole's still healing but it felt fucking great.

Flarp

When you burp, fart and sneeze at the same time. NOT a good time. Unless your into that stuff then it can get you SUPER-DY DUPER hard .

Bro, I just got sooo hard
Why?
I Flarped
Aw shit bro I’m so jelly

Flarp

A large poop, often diarrhea

I had taken a huge flarp

Flarp

The booty of any boy named Isaac

Isaac has a juicy flarp. Noah has no flarp.