M&C

macaroni and cheese

I cooked some elbow mac; the starch is rinsed off and I’m preparing M&C tonight as our side dish.

K d c

Popularized in the 1860s, Generals of the Marine Corps were in distress by a phenomenon they (denoted) kdc.

The distress and pensiveness was caused by Commanders when they PTSD caused them to not care about the world. Simply put, Kommandos (k) just did not (d) care at all (c). Which usually trumped the troops morale greatly.

To this day, distressed members use this word to describe their friend's negligence to a person's return home.

I did everything I could to get his attention, but k d c..

Brandi C

BFF of Megan Hauserman

Brandi C and Megan are BFF goals

ax^2 + bx + c

Quadratic equation with quadratic coefficient a, linear coefficient b, and constant coefficient c. Common way to represent a quadratic (as well as sometimes with the square completed, or with a quadratic coefficient and roots)

ax^2 + bx + c <=> 2ax = b + sqrt(discriminant) or b - sqrt(discriminant), where the discriminant equals b*b - 4*a*c

Lauren C

just an average girl
she always wore a smile
she was cheerful and happy for a short while
now shes older things are getting colder
life's not what she thought
she wished someone had told her

Hey, stop being such a Lauren C!

c-frunked

c-frunked is when highschoolers get drunk and baked at a party and are"trippin' balls. and have a hankerin' for some fetus cuisine.

i was so c-frunked last night, i ate a whole box of pop-tarts.

c=====3

A sexually sent emoji composing of multiple symbols by text or other means representing that of the male genitalia or penis. Often sent by someone online either as a troll of sorts or representation of sexual desire.

Or it's when someone online just had a stroke.

Situation 1:
A: c=====3
B: Ew why the hell would you send me that it's not funny
Situation 2:
A: Hey, what do you want to do?
B: {} <------ c=====3
Situation 3:
A: c=====3
B: Holy shit someone's having a stroke
C: Call a fucking ambulance