lazy candy cane

A candy cane that does not partake in normal candy cane things like hanging on a tree

Look at that lazy candy cane on a tree

candy cane anal

When you bend your non-erect penis into a U shape and stick it inside the significant other using the bend to see how long it will take to get hard and snap.

Person 1: Yo bro what's the matter, you look pretty sad.
Person 2: I broke my penis last night. :(
Person 1: Bruh what- how!?
Person 2: She wanted to do candy cane anal.

caning

Means to smoke a cigarette or joint insanely quick, usually while drunk or after cocaine as this causes you to excessively smoke.

Saw harry just cane a fag in 2 seconds!
been caning a fag buzzing off the nicotine

Caning

The sexual act of repeatedly sticking a candy cane into a woman’s vagina.

My cousin Walter said that even after him and his lady broke up, she’d call him every year around Christmas, looking for another “caning.”

Cane Cone Cun Difference

#1-Candy Cane Cotton Candy Crystal Meth
#2- what the damn hell does that even mean?

Example 1
Girl 1- you wanna come over, we got the cane cone cun difference?!
Girl 2- heck yes!
Example 2
Boy 1- hey schnuffeluffigus!
Random by stander- what the cane cone cun difference is that guy talking about?