tree

something that sits in the ground and remains in the same spot for hundreds of years but manages to jump out in front of you on your way home from the pub

oh my GOD, what happened to you?

yeah i know, a tree jumped out in front of me...

tree

A bud of marijuana. Called that because buds of "Dank" or "Kind" (look those up too, meatwad) look like little trees.

Who gots the trees, yo?

tree

A weird bush on a stick that pops out of the ground, shits its fur off at autumn, sleeps all winter. and grows leaves again at spring.. it obscures scenery but without its heavy bush like breathing we would all die, some suicidal bastards cut them down...

LOL: look at that tree man!
BIG:i cant see past it
LOl; hey look some guys cutting it down!
BOOM
Big:yeah bitch dont kill me or ill kill you
LOl:why did you kill him? wtf?
Big:he was cutting off my supply of life

tree

number 'three' in an irish accent

'one two tree testing'

tree

tree

i saw a tree

tree

pot, marijuana, bud, all the same...

"yo dawg, we gonna smoke some tree saturday?"
"fo sho man"

tree

A woody plant with leaves, a trunk , and root. Several trees have usually green leaves borne on the stem of the tree. Some leaves fall off by autumn.

Look at the tree