Translates into "kidding me"
Ted: I just bought the new call of duty for 50 bucks!
Tim: Are you jonking my jeter?! I just payed 60
Beating it under the influence
She (or he) left me last night so I ended up jonking it
A goofy ass way of saying the word "Joke"
"You've got to be jonking me."
The Joy Of Not Knowing
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People who happily and constantly complain without bringing solution.
I'm sitting here because I'm sick of those Jonks in the canteen bringing the whole site down with their constant complaining about shit that's never gonna change. Jonks have got the same moans every day.
Jonkler:*jonks his way out of the house*
Freddy: harr harr har harr