Owned plz, One who is owning people, one who can shove arrows through your ass.
Liek OMFG Jonk is chasing me through the wildy kicking my ass!!!
To fail a really simple task in the worst way possible.
Term originally coined by WorstPremadeEver, a British streamer group.
"You've just gone and jonked it!"
Jamal will jonk Tenzing
Jamal and Tenzing will consensually jonk
Slang term for female or feminin person other variation is nigga-jonk gay-jonk from the book of Obscene
Looka dat fine jonk ova there!
i can't stand that fagget-jonk!
Jonk is a word used when you are joking with someone and they get annoyed or angry, which may go onto annoy them further.
What's up mate can you not take a jonk?
Tha can't take a jonk!
Do you know Luke? He can't take a jonk.
Verb
1. To flirt with or to go after snookies.
Noun
1. The act of jonking or a night of jonking.
Ex: "We were all hanging out at Coney Island when a bunch of snookies came through. Next thing we knew, Jack was jonking with the entire table of snookies."
Ex: "Ain't nothing gonna slow my jonk."