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The word cucumber was used against slaves, it originated from “cool as a cucumber” The slaves we’re seen as lower humans so the slave owners and white people would mock them and call them cucumbers because they’ll “never be as cool as a cucumber” aka, they’ll never be equal to white people. The white people are the cucumber in this example.
Look at that cucumber on the fields.
A commonly forgotten elicit teenage sex game. The homoerotic equivalent of Duck Duck Goose; it involves one erect cock and several other steamed cucumbers. The player (gender is personal preference) must be blindfolded and tries to call out the cock among the cucumbers. Note: Alcohol consumption can either make this game good fun or a complete disaster.
Mom: Son! Did you play Duck Duck Goose today at daycare?!
Child (with a look of shame and anxiousness): No... we played Cucumber Cucumber Cock...
It's basically a dildo. Also a vegetable.
This bitch stuck a Cucumber up Scotts asshole!!
When your child is such a retard that he can't even move or anything, he can just breathe and shit.
Person: your son's a fucking cucumber
Parent: don't talk about my ve- I mean child like that
When your child is such a retard that he can't even move or anything, he can just breathe and shit.
Person: your son's a fucking cucumber
Parent: don't talk about my ve- I mean child like that
A Mediocre Substitute for a Penis or Dildo
Cashier: Would you like one that's short but has lots of girth or one with length but no girth?
Slut: One Cucumber long and thick.