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Turtle

magnificent creature

i wanna have sex with Turtle

by fuckmylifekillme March 27, 2020


to be a turtle

To be so upset or containing similar emotional distress that one avoids social contact and "hides in one's shell."

Isaac was so upset after his girlfriend dumped him that he decided to be a turtle for the night until he felt a little better.

by gloomhaven December 07, 2009


turtles

Used in Hawaii as a slang for 'thirty' when telling time.

John Doe: What time you start tomorrow?
Jane Doe: Oh, five turtles, you?
John Doe: Nine turtles, but I get of at 3!

by Kalikus808 January 10, 2011


turtled

to knock out an obese person and they fall on their back, the sleeping "turtle's" back fat makes them rock side to side

did u see that fatass get turtled? he was out cold rockin side to side!

by TMNT Splinter November 26, 2011


turtles

Used instead of "thirty" when saying half past the hour.

friend 1: What time is it?
friend 2: It's three turtles.
friend 1: Thanks.

by maryJAHne November 03, 2010


Turtle

They’re the best little dudes on the planet. People need to start loving my little bros more. Come give them hugs. BUT DONT CRUSH THEM. K thanks that’s my ted talks. Bye.

billy: look at that little turtle over there!!
Camryn: they’re honestly the best people need to start loving them more *rolls eyes**

by imma.salty.frenchfryyyy. April 25, 2019


Turtle

Pennywise's worst enemy

The turtles here hide penny!!!

by Kayleeisdeadinside January 22, 2019