ted

cool guy

"I love ted"
"cool guy"

ted

A term used in and around Liverpool,England.To describe a person as being a ted means that they are behind the times in terms of their fashion sense,musical taste or general outlook on matters.It's a take on the fashion craze Teddy Boys which was popular many years ago.

Sit down Nigel,you ted.

ted

a totally hot guy, one that you would would want to live with forever,
totally sweet, and knows how to love someone right,
you want to have babies with ted.

girl1: i got myself a ted the other night,
girl2: well done, i wish i could get a ted.

ted

a gay ass motherfucker who likes big black cocks up his ass

that guy is such a ted

ted

slang term for marijuana, weed, or pot. Used mainly around the podunk town of fairfax, ohio.

Lets go smoke some ted down by the pool or gazebo, then head up to wendys

ted

slang name used for Tooheys Extra Dry beer. Cause its too long to say Tooheys Extra Dry.

im going to get a carton of teds?

In a pub situation:
im going to the bar u want anything?
yeah, get us a ted mate

ted

to slap another's breasticles profusely; to have your breasticles hit

"Ouch. Bob just tedded me so hard my nip fell off!"