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the small stiched patch on your heart when your soul is sucked out
aka?: school
when in school the icy cold death breat of a teacher will suck the fun out of you. the only thing that can cure you is fun, but your soul will never be the same because it is sewn up with a soul patch.
Instead of going to pick out Pumpkins, you find someone on the Pumpkin Patch, and convince them to suck your cock while you take a shit on the ground. Around Halloween is the best time to have this very obsene event happen.
Hey Dawg! it's almost Halloween, do you wanna go to the Blumpkin Patch?
simple rule fashion rule patch makers came up with in the 80s. Like when in doubt do this. type of saying
A - damn i don know where to put these embroidered patches
B - you know what they, say patches go on pockets!
The uncontrollable urge to shave one's eyebrows
"What happened to Tom"
"He got cabbage patch fever during quarentine"
TERM FOR G-STRING PANTIES ( THEY ONLY COVER THE PUSSY).
LOOK AT HER ASS, SHE'S WEARING A WHISPERING EYE PATCH.
When your lover kisses you gently on the lips and then follows through with a swift pinch to the dick.
I wanted to spice it up, so I gave him the sour patch kiss. Needless to say, he was speechless.
Someone with a fat face like a cabbage patch doll
My ex trish has a cabbage patch face