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When someone finishes inside you and you slide up their stomach with your arms in the air like a sea snail…. In celebration
Did you hear Clare sea snailed Mikey last night? Slid up him…. and squirted that love in his mouth?
man i hate those snail eating Baggett monkeys!
Snail of the most epicest. This snail will kill all of your family with a blink, it is terrifying to watch, but turns out be glad if you died to him he kills once every 3 days (very low chance) make sure to be grateful, honestly you dont have to be so ungrateful all the time dont take things for granite in your life or out of your life (cause you died to him... the epic snail) and live on to appreciate life (and death to him... epic snail).
Person 1: NOOOO!!! MY FAMILY THEY DIED.
Person 2: Uh oh... hes here... RUUUUUNNNNN.
Epic snail post blink: hehe fam dead lul.
Be a snail
Any friend that is down on themselves about any image issue, simply reply - Be a snail and love the shell your in
The act of making yourself look like a snail in funny places; it is done by lying down in a similar fashion to planking, but with your butt raised up in the air.
"I'm snailing! Y'know, it’s where you make yourself look like a snail in really funny places. It's way more hardcore than that stupid planking crap!"
When all things that could possibly fall from a cloud (Snow, Rain, Hail) happen at the same time.