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The mobile version of a Bloat Factory.
Wow that factory has moved from the couch.
Synonym for a penis that is in between the phase"erect" and "hanging". It is hard but does not stand up.
"Dude stop flopping your bloated sausage everywhere!"
"Fuck you, why don't you come suck on it!!!"
like totes mcgoats but when you've eaten too much and can't even move
'I can't be bothered mate, i'm bloats mcgoats'
A state of mind when you are high and cant find a comfortable position to sit it. Usually after you drink a coke to fast.
Dude 1: "Guys! Im sitting bloated!"
Dude 2: "Shut Up!"
When you've spent too long masturbating and your cock is sore and swollen.
Hey, I was pulling it for hours, but now I've got tug bloat.
The feeling you get after you eat too much, and you lay down, partially in pain, partially in exaustion, and shout out a large mono-syllabic noise, like aaaaggggggggrrrhhh
I went to Sizzler and got the endless steak and shrimp combo, after that i think i suffered from the bloated effect.