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An addictive soda.
An addictive drug.
Young Boy: I'm addicted to Coke.
Bum: Me too.
A highly addicted substance that ravages both mind and body!
....also the name of a powdered narcotic.
A:I'm gonna go have me some coke.
B: What?! Are you crazy??
A: No no no, not Coca-cola, cocaine!
B: Ohhhhhhhhhhh! Save a line for me!
What I would live the rest of my life on if I had enough money
Coke is the only reason I am going to college and want to get my doctorate so I can make millions and live on coke forever, it's not funny and I'm not joking.
Always available at bars, both over the counter as a soft drink or mixer and everywhere from the guest lounge to the toilets.
Often the word media or media bar means coke freindly, due to the common opinion that any person working in the media profession is a coke user.
Man at bar: "Vodka and coke please, barkeep".
Barman "Do you want ice in that?"
Man at bar: "Gram of coke my good man."
Tense guy: "We ain't got any. You want ice instead?"
The reason why americans are so fucking fat
yoooo wanna get some coke and be fat like the americans?