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The turtle is the breathable, fuckable and nutable daddy pet. It is so horny all the time, just by looking at it i cream so hard. Their booty checks are all ways so round, big and smooth. If you walk on the beach in somalia you could easily get raped by one. But its so nice to be raped by one.
The turtle was so horny
When the poop starts coming out of your butt hole
“Dude hurry up in the bathroom I’m turtling”
when receiving oral sex and then your legs get lifted and the person starts eating your ass leaving you stuck on your back with your anus in the air (like a turtle).
She was sucking my cock but then I got turtled.
(v.) The act of taking one's backpack, emptying the contents, flipping the backpack inside-out, putting the contents back in, and zipping the backpack up.
The act of turning one's backpack inside out. Typically done to a classmate when he/she is zoned out, or just very involved in the lesson that day.
A very funny practical joke, that will be appearing in the 2014 Olympics as Speed Turtling.
Usually done by ninja-like people, who are adept in the art of stealth. If the turtlee happens to catch the turtler in the act, the turtler has to return the contents of the backpack to their original state.
*reaches for a pencil* "Dude, what happened to my backpack?"
"I don't know man, looks like you got turtled! Haha!"
"What the heck is that??"
"Can't you see your backpack? Looks like that ninja kid in the back of class has done some turtling..."
*struggles to get pencil*
Turtle (v) - to hunt for turtles. If you can fish for fish, crab for crabs, whale for whales and even shark for sharks, why can't you turtle a turtle. Exactly.
Syn: Tortugar
Mairead and I decided to go turtling in the Mississippi River for a week in the summer.
Trayer loves to turtle.
Babatunde went out to the Port of Long Beach and turtled.
When one decides to crouch to form a turtle like shell and spin in a circle while holding a sword of some sort.
Originated from a TJ Smith live stream of Chivalry.
While defending the king, the knights of Agatha decide to do The Turtle around their king.
To be appeoached in a sexual manner become paralyzed, curl up, and rolling over on your back to protect yourself
The bosses wife was getting a little handsie and turtled Heidi.