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The act of a man's penis being extremely flaccid and no longer visible.
"My date turtled last night. It was like I was with a woman."
To be appeoached in a sexual manner become paralyzed, curl up, and rolling over on your back to protect yourself
The bosses wife was getting a little handsie and turtled Heidi.
To be so completely drunk that once fallen over and are lying on the ground, one cannot pick themselves up and requires help.
John: Oh god did you see Maria the other night?
Mark: Yeh I did man, at the end of the night she was apsolutely turtled!
John: I know yeh man, me and Gary had to pick her up and bring her home!
To have a head put in your vagina and worn like a human hat
Did you hear that girl got turtled?
When someone pulls your collar over your head non sexualy sometimes
Chris was turtled when his sex doll pulled his collar over his head
When you have a small dick and shrinkage. Your dick creeps so you have little hang and mostly head. Very much like a turtle’s head hiding in it’s shell.
My bathroom has a draft from the fan and I’m always turtled when I’m getting into the shower